apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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