I think my fart just growled at me.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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