They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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