we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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