I'd wear matching sweaters with you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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