'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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