I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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