Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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