You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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