Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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