You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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