as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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