To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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