All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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