Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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