yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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