i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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