yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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