I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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