Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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