Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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