please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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