im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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