Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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