yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
