So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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