Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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