i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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