I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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