it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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