I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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