good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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