Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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