So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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