I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If that was your dad, he is hot
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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