We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
