Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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