I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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