where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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