Ambien. No doubt about it.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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