so explain again why im purple
no
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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