Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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