This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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