Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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