brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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