I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
