is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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