found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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