know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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