mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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