She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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