I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
MIDGETS
????
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize