What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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