I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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