do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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