Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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