Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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